enfex fysix

enfex fysix words that tumble out of my head

We the crew.

We the crew.

bring-me-back-to-wonderland:

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Reblogged from thewretchedbesaved

bring-me-back-to-wonderland:

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I changed my car’s wallpaper.

I changed my car’s wallpaper.

Yo, I came home from work the other day 
I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little a Xbox 
You know, relax a little 
Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox
I said “What the fuck do you mean?
This is just how I relax.
Can’t I just play a little Xbox?”
Then she says “I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don’t love their wifes” 
I’m like, “Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah! I don’t give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game! 
I don’t give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain’t got no man.
You better worry about your motherfucking self, 
I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox 
She says: “You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help” 
I’m like, “Bitch call the police now! 
Gonna be institutionalize. 
You’ll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes.
You won’t have anything to say
They’ll brainwash you until you see their way
I’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You’re driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I go on the Internet, I’m just trying to check my email
So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password 
I know my fucking password 
So then it says “Go to customer service” 
So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude 
This motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shit 
He says to me, “What’s your first dog’s name?”
I don’t know what my fucking first dog’s name was,
What the fuck’s the matter with you? 
I just want my password, give me my fucking passwor !
So then he ends up giving me my password 
And he says, “Your password has been sent to your email address” 
I’m like, “I can’t get in my email address, 
What about ‘can’t get in my email address’ 
do you not understand, motherfucker?
He says, “Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem, 
You should have that checked out
Aaaahh!
I’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You’re driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I’m just sitting alone 
On lunch break at my job 
Trying to eat a ham sandwich 
Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says 
"Are you gonna eat that?"
Like, “Yeah I’m gonna eat that.
What the fuck you think I’m gonna do,
shove it up your ass? 
"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
"Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me 
unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun 
but I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!”
He says, “Hey, calm down, I’m a vegan”.
"Fuck, a vegan?
I couldn’t give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker. 
Just step away from my fucking sandwich! 
He says, “Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?”
I said, “Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?”
He says, “Oh my God, you need therapy, 
You have an anger problem.”
Aaaaahhh! 
I’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You’re driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
Suicidal.

Reblogged from noitsshane

jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

(Source: jonasbrothers)

True fear.

True fear.

mikeymcmichaels:

Desalle - by Mikey McMichaels - 054116IMG_3249

Reblogged from bushisbeautiful

mikeymcmichaels:

Desalle - by Mikey McMichaels - 054116IMG_3249

bushisbeautiful:

Femme ex Machina!

Reblogged from bushisbeautiful

bushisbeautiful:

Femme ex Machina!

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Aliens are mean. Vents are dark. I die screaming. Woe is me.

houseofsatanscreeps:

Put a letter in my ask.
A - If I’m in love.
B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want

Reblogged from suicide--love

houseofsatanscreeps:

Put a letter in my ask.

A - If I’m in love.

B -  Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G -  The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - How old I am.

K- What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want

(Source: s-ilenceyourfear)

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